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[Friday
July 29th, 2005] |
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Psht, who would want to go the to chance when you can get booty of all sorts from the matrix right around the corner bitches?!
Its like 10 kinds of nasty that mother wouldn't approve of yo but mama doesn't know won't hurt her so word up to my brown niggas!
So I ride up to the club in the lexus, just cruising at night, checking out all the chicks and dicks...dicks? Listening to the fine beats from the radio pumping out by Jay Z"its a hard nof life"...I think to myself...hell yeah growing up in a house hold with a closet not big enough to old my shoe collection that matches every outfit...So needless I had to revert to the streets of the town of newburgh from my deprived up bringing...so I ended up selling curry fresh off the brown market(like the black market but its soo much cooler since its brown)...
So yo I woke up today from like the bestest wet dream ever that involves a screw driving, easy cheese and Micheal Ian Black..well I don't think I need to go into detail...
So when i went to take a morning"tweak"and I stare down and I realize the amazing gift allah has given has turned into a brown vagina....and now I have to sit like a girl....or a dude with a tiny pee pee...I mean...
Me:"Allah what is the meaning of this...where is my brownloving...I can't poke this anywhere, or pretend when I have a boner that it is a lightsaber...."
Allah:Shut up you hairy ass pussy...
Me: does this mean that I bleed out now...
Allah:yup and you bitch and gain weight...well its not like you pee pee didn't bleed before...herpes...
I think I'll be a jew since all the cool kids are...
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[Thursday
July 28th, 2005] |
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So its been a while since I wrote here last...miss me...oh I know you missed my awesome brown loving babes...its 26cm of brownie here...Well I have had a lot to do...like BROWN PARTIES...what a load of fun...Well my new favorite movie ever has to be wedding crashers since I like boobs...thats not all I like but you guys don't need to know...*wink*
is sandy some kind of loser I mean she keeps calling me gosh...jew wasting my mins...I'll kick her...or just cancel our plans and make her miss her running for the day mwhahahahaha....Sandy made me add a new site to my favorites since there is a whole new group of people that I fit in more with..http://www.al-fatiha.org/....yay!!!!
so you wanna here some stuff between sandy and my family...ok here bitches and hoes:
Sandy:So Mrs. C do you know that Asadur is watching porn now?
Mrs C: Um what is porn?
Sandy: Its when people preform on video...camera...or infront of people and its sex I mean it could be like boys with girls, girls on girls, boy on boys, men on goat, women on horse...anything like that and boy is asadur into some wild stuff there...
Mrs. C: Sex? oh dear lord...
Sandy: you know when the pee pee goes into the vagina...or the ass in asadurs case...
Peace out all you wheat crackers...
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[Tuesday
July 5th, 2005] |
Ok so its been a little whiles since I last updated yo..but I gots a life with my brownies pretending to go 90 miles per hour in middletown and pretending to have the windows down listening to rap music while black people were looking at us...so today I think I'll talk bout how awesome micheal ian black is and yup 1st off he is kosher...I am tooo, and he is called my 3 names like a lot of people that are cool are called by(Micheal Anthony Hall the nerd in all the 80's teen movies...my idol *gush*)...So I created a new word just in honor of that jewjewbukudan....bumping yup yup..I bes wanting to bump that micheal ian (kosher) black...By the way Sandy that doesn't make me the gay muslim you are looking for..well I don't know but I just wanna bump him and not ride him like a horse or bump boots...maybe I do wanna ride him like a horse hmmmm....So that explains for my new very hot looking Icon...and yes I am shaking my ass like Micheal Ian Black...wouldn't you all like to see..
yeah so hmm yeah I saw War of the Worlds with sean, sandy, and ben*gush*even though sandy was sitting next to him the whole time so I had to make him jealous by sitting next to sean and putting our heads together cuz yeah I am soooo cool like that. and I mean tom cruise was a hot dead beat dad but still he was pretty hot being a dead beat dad...and everyone knows tom had to leave his wife in the movie since he was soo much finer than her...The emo kid wasn't even thatg bad since yeah he's my idol and he's emo and yesss bitch....I cried when I thought he died and I cried when we found out he lived ....this entry is gay so just shove it up your ass
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[Friday
June 24th, 2005] |
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uh wow why am I writing in this thing soo much....its like my life now just telling all you guys what I am doing and you comment on it...thats pretty odd...Damn I am such a pimp man like whooa I am pimping all these hoes like no bodies business yo...So today I suppose I should tell you about what my bengali unit does...don't you have fear just crawl up your spine when you here...the bengali unit? yo I do and I'm in it. Any my gang doesn't even consist mainly of brownies we have some jew in it and like she is such a fake but she does say really jewish things sometimes its like "omg your such a jewjewbakudan". Anyway the gang basically takes candy from little children and kicks dirt onto old people....take that you you you old person!!!! The po po are looking for us everywhere since were such bad asses yo son word up!!!
anyway I think I might do a survey
First and Middle Name: Asadur The Awesome
x Birthday: March 15 should be marked down in alls calanders!!!!
x What time is it?: 5:11pm...my bed time is soon
x What is the date?: june 24
x Other Names Your Parents Considered: Sonya, Oprah, Gaylord
Standard Stuff
x School: School is for foo's!!!I am such a rebel
x Eyes: 4
x Hair:like fabeo
x Height: 12 feet when sitting
x Shoe Size: hehe wouldn't you ladies like to know
x Who lives with you?:Mama, Papa, sista and evil twin in the basement
x When is your bedtime?: when I want it to be..sorry when my mommy wants it to be
In the Last 24 Hours, Have You...
x Cried: Like 5mins ago...ben told me next tuesday was off
x Worn jeans: this boy only wear the leather pants!!!
x Met someone new: I hate meeting people...
x Done laundry: I have slaves to do that...duhh
x Watched a Movie: Does good Will Humping count?
x Went to the movies: yeah maybe wouldn't you like to know
x Went shopping: shopping is my life!!!
x Gotten sick: Mono and some form of herpes...sorry ben!!
x Been kissed: hehe
x Given a kiss: to my teddy bear!!
Have You Ever
x Missed school because of weather: Uh no I'm like a good brown boy
x Lit yourself on fire: I lit my friends on fire once
x Kept a secret from everybody: well there was this one time I killed someone
x Had an imaginary friend: This crazy looking sperm...Sammy
x Been in love with a friend: hehe do I even need to say
x Cried during a Movie? Like the Notebook and finding Nemo omg like sooo sad
x Had crush on a teacher? Hahah lots Turrone. Masten, Northren, Lamothe
x Been on stage: back stage that is...being a groupy to linkenpark
x Cut your own hair:No I get it do by some gay guy in NYC for 100 bucks
x Done drugs: oh LSD, mary janes...man what are the drugs I haven't done
x Seen a murder: hmm maybe
x Seen a naked man in the flesh: hehe yeah
x Seen a naked woman in the flesh: I wish
x Wanted to have sex: maybe I want some now....*wink*
Your Firsts
x First best friend: Ben
x First car: I be driving hot yellow taxi yo
x First real break-up: not yet
x First self purchased album: spice girls, Cher
x First piercing/tattoo: I have a tatto that says mom and my gang one
x First enemy: Sandy...that jewjewbakudan
x First big trip: When I took lsd that 1st time was a good trip at 13
x First failing grade: umm I'm brown I don't fail
In the Last Week, Have You...
x Been mean: me be mean come on I'm a saint.
x Been sarcastic: yeahhh right
x Talked to someone you have a crush on: damn right
x Hugged someone: yes.....myself
x Fought with your parents? yeah I am just full of emo and teenage angst
x Got in an argument with your best friend: I love drama soo yeah I did
x Laughed until you cried:hahaha at sandy since I laugh at her a lot
x Played Truth or Dare: with who my teddy bear and my imagenary friend the sprem
x Watched a sunrise/sunset: everyday and I hope my love watches it too
x Went to the beach at night: nope
Who Did this Last
x Called you: some chick idk her name mwhahaha
x Slept in your bed:me,ben,some whore.
x Saw you cry: my dad and he laughed and I was like omg!!!
x Made you cry: Sandy she is so mean
x Made you laugh: this jew
x You shared a drink with:I don't share drinks with anyone!!!
x You went to the movies with: Ben!!!
x Wearing: nothing..well its really hot...
x Thinking about: making cookies shaped like hearts for my love
x Listening to: britney spears
Random
x Are you lonely? yeah my lj is called emo isn't it?
x Are you happy? Not particuarly
x Do you drink? Chris-tal-light thats how I role
x Who named you? Some random person walking about was like "we shall call him asadur" then my mom screamed but she thought the name was good and we kept it.
x When was the last time you showered? today but for like 4mins and not 30...I'll be good for 23days with this shower
x What color pants do you have on right now? no pants but hey I'm brown
x What color is your shirt? brown
x What's right next to you?a cookie uptop a porno mag
x What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? 5309
x Are you eating anything?I just ate 2 cows...my friend told me to
x What did you do last night? wouldn't you like to know....slept with Ben
x How are you today? I have diarreha
x Do you like anyone? of course
x What's the best feeling in the world: feelings who has feelings...
x Worst feeling: sticky.
x Worst fear: Sandy beating me up
x Time now: 5:58pm
Lasts
x Last car ride:when some random guy was like "you want some candy...you wanna ride in my car" then I found out he was Michael Jackson and I jumped out of the car
x Last library book checked out: me read ahhahahahahahaa
x Last beverage drank: red bull"it gives you wings"
x Last cd played: coldplay
x Last disappointment: no next tuesday with my ben
x Last shirt worn: before the one i'm wearing now? it was soo long ago before I became a nudest
x Last website visited:www.IambrownandIlikeporn.com
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[Friday
June 24th, 2005] |
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okay its Asadur the Great..I'm sorry that any that actually reads this things read sandy the stupids entry....she is soo not jewtastic she is like grr a weirdo that to reads and likes watching indie flicks...She is too mature and she is not that sweet.
Anyway onto talking about me and my awesome brown day...I wake up and open the window to my tiny room but my window is super great with flowers and what the hell am I talking about well anyway I open my window and I say "hello day, here I come!" So I watch some anime and I'm like whooa...then I take a 4 mins shower...I lie to Sandy and say I take a 30 mins one but w/e...then I go watch porn and stuff but it bores me after awhile so I go online and then see that not so jewtastic friend Sandy signs on so for five mins I'm hitting the eye thing on my buddy list, knowing that she is getting annoyed and she does and IM's me and then I call her a jew...then after talking to her I go and hangout with my bengli unit since were soo gangsta man...DON'T MESS WITH BROWNIES SON!!oh and I hate white people they are like soo white I mean whats there problem...most white people want to be brown anyway since they tan and do the spray tan but still they can't be for real brown like me..mwhahaha
Anyway last night was great me and ben in bed was like omg fun!!!!! Can't wait for next tuesday*wink*
He's all mine and no monkeys allowed!!
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[Friday
June 24th, 2005] |
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Hey there well its been a while since I wrote here I just have to say that this isn't Asadur its his super duper nice and sweet friend Sandy. Since Asadur is too lazy to write in here for his own he got his most jewtastic friend to do so...what a lazy bum! Also can anyone tell me what a jewjewbakudan is since I have been just iching to know....
Much love Not Asadur,but instead Sandy
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[Monday
February 7th, 2005] |
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wow................
i 4got about this thingy...........
hrmmmm.........
i guess i hafta treat this like a diary or something
so hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ okay lets start off wit wat happened today...
*thinks for a while*
17 min. later....
hrmmmm.........absolutely nothing......
but i am looking for to playing gym 2morrow
those little seventh graders think they can take me in basketball!
they have no clue wat this brownie has in store for them ;= )
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[Tuesday
January 25th, 2005] |
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[Tuesday
January 25th, 2005] |
i gotta giv madd props to ben for this icon
not really :P
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[Wednesday
October 6th, 2004] |
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it nice to be typin again since my comp. was down. I kno my fans have been waiting 4 my new entry . ok fine i dont have any fans , but so wat. im bored but im hagin at ryans place right now, which isnt bad i guess.hopeully ill get a new computer soon.
BUDHA REPRESNT!!!!????!?!?!??!???!
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[Sunday
September 5th, 2004] |
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im bored , can ANY one come over. I have TALES OF SYMPHONIA. And its 4 players
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[Sunday
August 29th, 2004] |
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guess wat, the weirdest thing happened today. I was watching FUSE ok. then the TV started talking to me. it said it would fix my crappy life . i was so intrigued by this i didnt CHANGE the CHANNEL.they said all i had to do is watch the FUSE channel all day for the rest of the summmer. If i did this, they would fix my crapppy life.
Wonder how they re gonna do tht . I bet there is some kind of catch. i kno there is .well bet u cant guess wat ill be doin the rest of the summer. He he he he
ohhhhh yeaaaa -Quagmire.
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[Sunday
August 29th, 2004] |
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im tired today. So im gona make fun of some people. he he he ohhhhhh yea(Quagmire - family guy). hey ben and ryan, i kno u both r gona read this sooner or later, so im gonna make fun of u two especially. Ben is bigggg he hehe he wow ... getting high isnt as bad as everyone ssays he he he. And ryan looks like a um any stupid animal tht has blond hair hahaha. ok bye bye friends. oh yea.....if u want to u can come to my house one more time before skool starts. my computer SUX. But I got GAMECUBE AND I HAVE TALES OF SYMPHONIA. take tht poop heads.
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[Wednesday
August 25th, 2004] |
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i stayed up al night wit my friends and we ............Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z.
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[Tuesday
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